25 Hilarious Secret Santa Gifts That Are Equal Parts Quirky And Brilliant

When it comes to Secret Santa Picks Santa gifts, blending in with bath bombs is not the move. This year, go funny or cool secret santa gifts go home.

Whether you're shopping for mates, hilarious vintage presents always steal the spotlight—especially when they’re equal parts cheeky and charming.

Shopping for men? Bin the bottle opener. Instead, try a neon ‘Don’t Touch My Stuff’ desk light. Weird is in—and he’ll thank you for it.

For her, buy secret santa gifts go for something she’d never buy herself. A vintage-inspired jewellery box shaped like a jukebox might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A swear-word cross-stitch kit
A keychain shaped like a VHS tape
A tea towel featuring weird Victorian slang

You don’t have to spend loads to win Christmas. It’s about personality, humour, and showing up with something unforgettable.

And if you’re playing it safe, you’re doing it wrong.

The best part? You’ll find all of the above and more in our Quirky Christmas section. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve done the awkward gifting work for you.

So stop scrolling and start wrapping. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is probably blinking at you in neon.

Because Christmas isn’t about playing it safe.